Michael Bay ruins everything. We all know that already. Additionally, the Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap was horrible. All of us are well aware of that as well:
The less popular, yet equally horrible “rap” for TMNT I from Partners in Kryme was also really not necessary:
Yes. Both of these are outdated and the only reason anybody is passionate about these songs in first place is a false sense of emotion that is placed on the nostalgia trip that TMNT movies bring us – but just because there’s a new TMNT movie, doesn’t mean we need a new ninja rap!
Of course, that hasn’t stopped anybody from doing any of these crappy remakes.. so oh well… here’s the new one: